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Ever had that depressing feeling your living room lacks a bit of OOMMMPHHHH? You're moderately content and hate it, because you want to experience the ultimate joy your communal room can offer.
Well stop moaning, take a look at our offer and before you'll know it yer mouth 'll start foaming!
The specially designed StarArena Tournament-Table fits right into yer beer-can-ridden / pizza-box-infested room. It displays the class that goes along with third generation gaming consoles and wall-sized pinup posters.
Our grade A product is delivered including hand-sized action figures, playing chips, dice and decks of the latest in collectible card games. But there's more! Yes sir / madame, I KID YOU NOT!
If you order now our in-house artist will tattoo a one of a kind design on a body-part of your choice (genitals not included) at absolutely no cost. Imagine walking in the mall showing yer favorite gang-tag on yer forhead!
ORDER NOW!
Creator(s): Angel, Timber, Ice & Reprov. Texts: Cornrows
Produced: If i aint mistaken in the Autumn of 1997.
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